January 2009
59 posts
Brings the lawlz.
I forgot to tell Bournemouth I wouldn’t be attending their interview.. that took place two days ago…
I didn’t intend to go there and I know it was horrifically rude of me.. but I had to laugh.
I didn’t see his show last week but doesn’t Jonathan Ross seems infinitely less confident now?
That’s a little sad.
Here’s my thing about that ‘Visit California’ ad… it’s so very hate-able. Are we really to believe Rob Lowe is just hanging out on logs all the time? I really thought it was gone forever too…
I’m gonna give New Moon a rest for a while to finish The Fountainhead… it may serve me better in the long run. And wont have me thinking ‘Dakota Fanning...
Oh Seacrest.
Failed Contestant: (as his mum hugs him) Don't touch me!
Ryan Seacrest: That's not how you speak to your Mother.
Not having a solid amalgamation name is clearly taking it’s toll on me.
Landon Pigg- Sailed On.
“Oh please stop...
Gnarls Barkley- Open Book.
Holy Cow.
When I Was...
Driving through Crossgar I was listening to the Black Parade.. (I’m as emo as they come clearly but that is an excellent album) and during the marching band-ish part of ‘Welcome To The Black Parade’ there was a man swinging his walking stick like a baton.. it was insane.
Mickey Rourke's Bum.
The Wrestler is great.
Also great, the Bruce Springsteen song at the end, wowsers it’s amazing.
However in these new hope filled times I worry for the Boss.
70s, 80s- Great Springsteen Albums. Difficult political times.
90s- Less Great Springsteen Albums- Who doesn’t love Bill Cliton?
00s- Boss Revival- World is a dark, scary place.
2009- ‘Waitingorking (hoho.. errors) On a...
Oscar Noms Are Go!
The best supporting actor nominations are by far the most interesting of the bunch.
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The new U2 song then… it is like… “Hey! Need an iPod ad soundtracked? Never fear, Bono’s here!”… It’s worringly a reminder of ‘Pop’… I don’t need that from U2… I need anthems!
Oh Mrs Obama...
Clips of you dancing to the Jonas Brothers only makes me love you more.
All the single ladies!
All the single ladies!
If you like it then you should've put a ring on...
So contrary to my usual fervent following of dance crazes (you should see me Crumping) I hadn’t seen the ‘Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)’ video until just there now… I didn’t really see an imitable dance there, yet I hear people talk about ‘The Single Ladies’ dance…. I mean it’s a good, inventive video (yeoo indeed, one for the lawdz etc,...
Random Confession
convenient:
Some mornings, especially after a night out, I drink straight from the carton of milk without remorse. Does it make me bad?
I urge you to post your own random confessionals.
For a while I seriously considered if I could logistically leave it all behind to become a bartender somewhere exotic.
It probably wouldn’t have worked out.
Wednesday 9p.m
Gossip Girl- ITV2
90210- E4
Hahaha… that is just a terrible choice E4. Just awful…
“I woke up with the power out.”
– Arcade Fire.
TUMBLR! What's YOUR iPod's Name?
convenient:
witterless:
keebs:
lhh:
supersonicelectronic:
Mine’s “Chelsea Boots.”
Aby’s Ipod.
Keebs. lol
Sweetheart….
I give mine a functional name, with a little added excitement!
Hooch.
Stanislavski, Monty Python and Shakespeare can all...
Seriously, if all you’re going to leave of the sentence I wrote is “in this” and replace the rest what is the point in just not rewriting my whole sentence, huh? Heck why not the whole coursework while we’re at it?
Everyday I’m reminded just how much of a mistake Theatre Studies was.
“the audience would be expected to feel something when a majority of the...
The Printed Word.
Twilight- Stephanie Meyer.
I, like the rest of the world swayed by the adventures of pale, pretty people and a kind of whiny mortal on the silver screen, have spent the start of my new year reading the first book in the Twilight series.. coincidentally called Twilight.
Well let’s begin… everyone basically knows the plot by now, human girl (who is totally not based on Stephanie Meyer)...
Kelly Clarkson- My Life Would Suck Without You.
...
Jaydiohead- Fall In Step.
(Fallin’/15...
Theatre Studies Homeworks.
Because there’s nothing like referencing plays you’ve never heard of.
Missing Records '08.
Contrary to the amount of suit jackets I own and enjoying the work of n*sync ironically I am actually not hip at all. So much so that I just don’t bother to listen to what the cool kids are into until the next year. Here’s my thoughts on the ‘best album of 2008’:
TV on the Radio- Dear Science,-
“I wanna love you all the way over, I wanna break your back”
Well...
I'm getting it from all angles lately.
Me: Hey Adam, what did the scone say to the loaf that insulted him?
Adam: What?
Me: "Don't get fresh with me!"
Adam: ...You come up with that?
Me: Yup.
Adam: It shows.
“They were really hairy.”
– Passer-by.
I may start a ‘Things I Heard in the Hallway’ blog.
“You lookin’ at who made me rich.”
– Kanye
my blog has descent into hip hop quotes…
“I never thought nineteen years after my first breath I’d be in art school...”
– Travis McCoy
Remember When Seth Met Summer's Dad?
Me (on phone, expecting Louise to answer): ...
Louise's Mum: Hello, Castlewellan Manse-
Me: Oh... um... hi... I... umm... this is... could I speak to Louise please?
Louise's Mum: Oh ok.. (hands phone to Louise, I can hear laughter in background)
Me: (Sigh)
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This has happened to me twice in two days.
Oy vey.
Jaydiohead. →
“I touch these strings but cannot touch the sound”
– Nada Surf.
It’s sad that they’re doomed to be the Common to Death Cab’s Kanye forever. Seriously the parallels are astounding.