January 2010
109 posts
In February My Blog's Gonna Be All Lists. All the...
Here’s why you should be excited:
1. It’s gonna be awesome.
2. Everyone love lists.
3. I love lists.
4. Think of all the things I’ll put in list format!
5. Plooooooooop.
“What if they don’t like you?”
– I got invited to Louise’s grandparents 50th anniversary party in April. This is what she said to me. That’s my girl, folks.
Imagine if computer and home cinema developed at...
Unpopular Urban Dictionary Entries. →
All of these are pure gold. Pure. Gold. I am so putting ‘Pimp’s Gambit’ and ‘Cadbury Cream Egg’ into my day to day conversation.
The Matthew Bradley Electro Experience- This Is...
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The last season of Lost starts soon, that’s exciting.
But really, anytime anyone mentions Lost there are immediately people who watched the first season then decree that the show got “shit” or that “the writers make it up as they go along”. You know what most television writers do? They make stuff up… sometimes as they go along… in this case, no.. Lost...
mrmorningswim-deactivated201004 asked: Alright, you sir, you sir! How about a shave? Sweeney's waiting.
Common Beatles Words: →
I got 62.
hero-inpace asked: No Aquaman?
Anonymous asked: chocolate hobnobs, or caramel digestives?
halfwayhome asked: How is uni going?
What are you getting from Tesco?
Can I come?
What are you getting from Tesco?
Can I come?
I have 25 minutes+ before I have to go to Tesco.
Ask me things.
When we move to Mars, I am totally going to be on...
One: Do you really think she'll win the watermelon eating contest?
Two: Yes, I think she'll suck seed.
Current Likes and Dislikes:
Likes:
The idea to call someone ‘the George Lazenby of [blank]’ may be the greatest put down the world has known.
’70s/ ’90s rock.
Your new pyjamas.
Chuck Klosterman, I reread Killing Yourself To Live recently. The bit where he compares his ex-girlfriends to every member of KISS ever is brilliant.
My ice cold “I don’t want any more CDs until I have...
"No, I don't have a gun."
As I write this I’m sitting listening to ‘Nevermind’ by seminal Led Zeppelin cover band, Nirvana. I’m in a bit of a ’90s thing at the minute. It reminded me of an incident that still impresses me to this day.
When I was in first year I was in my last year of BB (13 was the year I stopped believing in male camaraderie), I was in some enrolment thing, as you do when...
“I made a lot of money before I came to this school-shaped toilet!”
– Community.
2010, FOOLS!
Q: What would you call a pig made of a precious stone?
A: A diamond in the trough.
“I was like “Good gracious! Ass is bodacious!”
– Nelly.
thegardenparty asked: I have many questions:
1) Did you have a go at the song?
2) What is your favourite film?
3) What is your favourite word?
1) Did you have a go at the song?
2) What is your favourite film?
3) What is your favourite word?
mrmorningswim-deactivated201004 asked: Here's an answerable question. How are you finding your course so far sir?
hero-inpace asked: Aquaman?
mrmorningswim-deactivated201004 asked: Have you tried this 'chat roulette' business? It's omegle with cocks. I recommend the cocks.
My work is done.
And I literally have to be in 4 days between now and the 9th of February. The days are spread out so I can’t really go home. Now is a perfect time to navel gaze and plug.
http://matthewisasellout.tumblr.com/ask
“Dude, you don’t just take one person’s story then add a couple...”
– Eric Cartman, Dances With Smurfs.
The Biggest Difference...
between the responses to the work I did for Mr Woods and the work I do for university is really, I did well in Down High art just because I of what I was doing, “Holy cow! Animation!” if you will.
Here it’s more “Holy cow! …Ani..ma…tion?” with furrowed brows.
Assessment tomorrow. I wonder if I could win the X Factor. ‘Cause it’s that or call...
I truly believe Proud Deering could have gone...
apensiveman:
Word.
reluctant-sam:
…did they remove tumblarity?
Yes. And there was dancing in the street.
WatchHere is my second open brief. I started at 11am yesterday. I finished at 3am this morning. It was flipping hardcore. If you were in Bristol (or anywhere in the UK) and heard someone yelling “I’m king of the world!” at this time and were woken up, my bad.
Vimeo messes up the scenes I’ve carefully timed. No lie.
EDITS: I added some wind, a new scene and elongated some...