Super. Duper.

November Rain- Guns ‘N Roses.

When was the last time you watched this video? Because it is just bonkers.

The reception (which seemingly takes place in the first Godfather movie) is outdoors in November, which was just asking for trouble but I don’t care how heavy that rain is, you do not jump through someone’s wedding cake! RUDE. Everyone just completely loses it. And then in the next scene the wife is dead! Just how heavy was this rain!? …Maybe it was acid rain. Can it kill people? This is the kind of question I wanted answered in Key Stage 3 Geography, not whether or not it can erode limestone (It does!).

Then Slash leaves mid-ceremony (already pretty weird) to perform a solo outside what it quite clearly a completely different church. And y’know what I thought about? That guitar wasn’t plugged into an amp. It’s this epic, long-ass solo that would have sounded like ‘plink plink plink’ to anyone filming this thing. It is now my only requirement that the best men at my many, many weddings leave mid-ceremony and perform that solo outside the church.

And not enough videos end with people looking at a coffin in a rainstorm these days. TIME TO STEP UP, JLS.